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MY CHILDREN’S SLEEPING ROUTINE – IT’S A F**** JOKE
“YOU AND YOUR CHILD ARE READY TO LEARN NEW THINGS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING” I’m not among new parents and new moms anymore, but I try to write posts about parenting roles in a way that will make you laugh and give you a realistic representation of parental life. https://littlepuzzlesandme.com/with-the-witchs-advice-my-coffee-never-tastes-the-same/ I add posts about hardships and emotions with newborns. I hope they will be an educational form for you. The main episodes come from my own sincere parenting experiences. I affirm there are no basic rules for new moms and newborns. Theoretically, it may be, but in practice, this method doesn’t exist. As a new mother, I was addicted to reading…
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NEW SLEEPING ROUTINE BY DOROTHY
“MYTHS ABOUT BABIES WHO SLEEP ALL NIGHT ARE LIKE MYTHS ABOUT PINK UNICORNS” I’M A BIG GIRL Hi, my name is Dorothy. I slept very well for the first year of my life. Everyone in my family praised me that this is how a child should be: eats, sleeps, eats, sleeps, and so on. I can sleep anywhere. In a stroller, in a car seat, in a crib, in my parent’s bed, my brother’s bed. I don’t like slings and carriers too much. Besides, Mommy also prefers a stroller because she says I’m a chubby baby. (3kg 450g / 7.60 pounds) I don’t understand why my brother has so much…
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NEW SLEEPING ROUTINE BY PATRICK
“SAY HELLO TO NEWBORN AND GOODBYE TO YOUR PILLOW”. I AM IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND AT THE RIGHT TIME Hi, my name is Patrick, I haven’t slept a single night for the first three years of my life. My causes are not colic or teeth (the first ones fell out only after 10 months, very late, but also painless). I just didn’t sleep for no reason. I also didn’t like naps during the day. When I was one year old, I stopped sleeping in the Nursery, as the only one in the group. In the first weeks of my life, I pooped a lot often, after almost every feed,…
