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WITH THE WITCH’S ADVICE MY COFFEE NEVER TASTES THE SAME
In the 5 years since the birth of my first child, I listened to advise and comments about new moms and their babies, which I wrote down and divided into GOLDEN and DIAMOND thoughts for absurdity in the post: “How to screw up a new moms day?” https://littlepuzzlesandme.com/how-to-screw-up-new-moms-day/ In Golden Thought one of the comments sounded: “Are you still breastfeeding? The baby will disfigure your breasts.”I only breastfed until 10 months because it’s maternity leave in the UK and one mother’s comment knocked me out. It wasn’t bad because we only knew each other from yoga classes. More painful were those diamond thoughts of mothers I knew and liked, like:…
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HOW TO SURVIVE THE DAY WITH TWO SMALL CHILDREN?
When someone told you: “Don’t worry when you have another baby, they will look after each other, play with each other and it will make your day easier.” Remember these people well because they will burn in hell for spreading this lie. TWO CHIPMUNKS As a mother of two children, Patrick – a five-year-old boy, and Dora – a two-year-old girl, not one word in the above sentence is true. My children argue every day instead of having fun, they fight instead of taking care of each other and my everyday life is definitely not any easier with two kids. I hear stories from other parents that it takes time,…
