In the 5 years since the birth of my first child, I listened to advise and comments about new moms and their babies, which I wrote down and divided into GOLDEN and DIAMOND thoughts for absurdity in the post: “How to screw up a new moms day?” https://littlepuzzlesandme.com/how-to-screw-up-new-moms-day/ In Golden Thought one of the comments sounded: “Are you still breastfeeding? The baby will disfigure your breasts.”I only breastfed until 10 months because it’s maternity leave in the UK and one mother’s comment knocked me out. It wasn’t bad because we only knew each other from yoga classes. More painful were those diamond thoughts of mothers I knew and liked, like:…