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THE NEW MOM’S BODY REVOLUTION AND MORE UNSPEAKABLE FACTS
“Every mom is a superhero with the power to find humor in the face of disaster.” MOM FUNCTION Today I am writing about person who have achieved the title of Mother. Newborn moms who do not know if they are fulfilling themselves in this particular role devote their time to make children see that they are there and can count on them at any time.I guess all new Moms had to listen to or read, sooner or later, out of whole cloth – parenting advice, pregnancy advice, advice about the newborn, advice on breastfeeding, infant diet, etc. Less or more useful. And to remind myself and not to forget, I…
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IS THERE A SMOOTH WAY TO GET KIDS OUT OF THE HOUSE?
“If one morning with the kids didn’t work out, don’t worry, there are still many trials and mental breakdowns ahead.” I recently heard from a friend that she was telling her daughter to hurry up and leave Nursery, because Lilly’s other daughter had an art workshop in 10 minutes. And when she refused to put on her shoes for the fifth time, my friend gave up and Anna went outside without them. As a mother of two young children (ages 4 and 7), I experience this type of trauma very often. I’d be happier if the parents around me didn’t hide their true, everyday experiences with their children. And if…
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WITH THE WITCH’S ADVICE MY COFFEE NEVER TASTES THE SAME
In the 5 years since the birth of my first child, I listened to advise and comments about new moms and their babies, which I wrote down and divided into GOLDEN and DIAMOND thoughts for absurdity in the post: “How to screw up a new moms day?” https://littlepuzzlesandme.com/how-to-screw-up-new-moms-day/ In Golden Thought one of the comments sounded: “Are you still breastfeeding? The baby will disfigure your breasts.”I only breastfed until 10 months because it’s maternity leave in the UK and one mother’s comment knocked me out. It wasn’t bad because we only knew each other from yoga classes. More painful were those diamond thoughts of mothers I knew and liked, like:…
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MY CHILDREN’S SLEEPING ROUTINE – IT’S A F**** JOKE
“YOU AND YOUR CHILD ARE READY TO LEARN NEW THINGS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING” I’m not among new parents and new moms anymore, but I try to write posts about parenting roles in a way that will make you laugh and give you a realistic representation of parental life. https://littlepuzzlesandme.com/with-the-witchs-advice-my-coffee-never-tastes-the-same/ I add posts about hardships and emotions with newborns. I hope they will be an educational form for you. The main episodes come from my own sincere parenting experiences. I affirm there are no basic rules for new moms and newborns. Theoretically, it may be, but this method doesn’t exist in practice. As a new mother, I was addicted to…
