HOW TO UPSET YOUR OWN CHILD?

I live in fear of the day my child will ask, “Where are all my other drawings?”

I am a Mom of two small children, Patrick 6 years old, and Dorothy 3 years old. I made a list that I want to show my kids when they grow up. The list shows them in the future how trivial situations annoyed them and what drama came out of ordinary, non-committal questions.

I will give you this list to help you avoid the parenting mistakes I make so you know how quickly and irreparably you can piss off your kids. My created list of questions will alert you to a morning, evening, or afternoon nightmare that I have experienced more than once.

Never ever:

• ask if your child needs help getting dressed
• say NO, hurry up or we are late
• choose a bowl or cup for a child without prior arrangements
• watch him play
• tell him about bedtime
• tell him about bath time
• take the hat that was cool yesterday and is the ugliest in the world today
• try to help him put on his shoes
• ask how your day at Nursery was
• prepare him a jacket that does not suit him this week
• say you’re leaving the house in 5 minutes
• say you’re coming home from the park in 5 minutes
• tell him to be quiet at the doctor’s
• throw his drawings in the trash
• ask him to say hello to the neighbor
• say a smile to take a picture
• tell him Mom is in a hurry
• don’t step into that puddle
• don’t run

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