HOW TO SCREW UP NEW MOM’S DAY?

“The more I caught the experience as a new mom, the more I realize that only my decisions are worth gold.”

So that the mother’s world is not so simple and colorful, there are people around who can really screw up a mother’s life. Sometimes they are close friends, family, and sometimes complete strangers who evaluate our child’s behaviours, clothes, diet, etc.

As there were a lot of comments for the first three years with one child, and for the next two years with the other, I decided to show this bunch to the world. These are comments that once as a new mom hurt or upset me. However, after 5 years of my own experience with children, I don’t give a shit anymore. https://littlepuzzlesandme.com/nobody-asked-me/

Therefore, know the golden thoughts of other mothers towards me and the diamond thoughts of people I don’t even know. 

GOLDEN THOUGHTS

🏅Are you still breastfeeding? Baby will distort your tits.

🏅What did you eat that the baby is crying again? (while breastfeeding)

🏅Don’t get the child used to carrying, rocking, hugging, etc

🏅Don’t run to the baby as soon as he starts crying

🏅Leave the baby in the crib, he will cry, get tired and fall asleep

🏅When will mom give baby something good to eat? Not just milk and milk. ( baby was 3 months old )

🏅Where is the baby hat? The baby’s head is cold

🏅Where are baby socks? Baby’s feet are cold

🏅Children get sick because they don’t wear slippers

🏅Give the baby a dummy and it won’t hang on the tit

🏅You do not cover the windows, and the child does not want to sleep during the day

🏅I had three children and all baby’s clothes were ironed

DIAMOND THOUGHTS

💎 My baby slept all night

💎 My little one ate everything

💎 My child is 10 months old and is already using the potty

💎 I had no such problems with you

💎 Once baby is sitting, put him on the potty ( baby was 6/7 months old )

💎 She has a baby in a sling, it will fall out and kill itself (overheard from an old lady at the airport in my hometown)

💎 Typical English mother, brought her baby without socks (I heard it also at the airport and in my native language)

Recently I read another joke: “Look at Kate Middleton, she has three children and she can lose weight and you can’t”.

There are probably more such golden thoughts around, probably new mothers have heard such bullshit from time to time. I have no specific explanation for these comments as I am a mom myself and do not share these views with other mothers I know. And even if I don’t know the mothers, I won’t comment either.

I hope you enjoy this list as much as I do. And if you still had some fears that maybe you need to listen to these golden thoughts, believe me, you don’t have to. Also in my opinion there should be penalties for sharing diamond thoughts.